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Old Feb 08, 2008, 08:09 PM // 20:09   #1
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Heh, I sometimes tell a few with guild mates and what not so I figure why not share them here. I'll start us off then.

Q:Why can warriors see so well in the dark?
A:Because they have 'knight' vision!
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Old Feb 08, 2008, 08:15 PM // 20:15   #2
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Oh dear... Sorry about this one...

Q: Why do spellcasters smell so bad?
A: Because they use Bo Staffs.

Sorry.
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Old Feb 09, 2008, 05:31 AM // 05:31   #3
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Q:Why did the ascalonians all die?
A:Cause the Charr killed them GO CHARR WOOHOO
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Old Feb 09, 2008, 05:55 AM // 05:55   #4
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why did norgu cross the road?
To get to McDonalds
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Old Feb 09, 2008, 06:19 AM // 06:19   #5
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Did you hear the one about the smart wammo?

Yeah, me neither.
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Old Feb 09, 2008, 09:29 AM // 09:29   #6
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Did you hear the one about the smart wammo?

Yeah, me neither.
OH NO HE DIDN'T!

What do you call a norn in bear form?

Sir.
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Old Feb 09, 2008, 10:04 AM // 10:04   #7
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This one is old.

Knock, Knock.

Who's th...

Interrupting Mesmer!
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Old Feb 10, 2008, 10:22 PM // 22:22   #8
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Why did the monk cross the road?

Because the warrior overextended.
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Old Feb 11, 2008, 08:33 AM // 08:33   #9
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Why do the Norn 'Become the Bear'?

Because 'Become the Arrogant Loudmouth' was already taken by the Asura!
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Old Feb 11, 2008, 10:45 AM // 10:45   #10
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Why did the monk cross the road?

Because the warrior overextended.
That, sir, is win.
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Old Feb 11, 2008, 12:27 PM // 12:27   #11
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Why did the monk cross the road?

Because the warrior overextended.
LoL. Best GW joke ever!
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Old Feb 12, 2008, 06:51 AM // 06:51   #12
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It is too funny .I really enjoyed it.
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Old Feb 12, 2008, 04:15 PM // 16:15   #13
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Here's a joke for you:

Rurik is smart.
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Old Feb 12, 2008, 05:50 PM // 17:50   #14
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Old Feb 12, 2008, 10:51 PM // 22:51   #15
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Q: How do you overcome a close-minded community who only welcomes W/Mo/E/N to DOA PUGs, etc and get them to see the value of other classes?

A: You introduce a skill like Ursan Blessing so we can all see how useful and skillfully played the unwanted character classes can be...


Q: Why doesn't Dunkoro's son have a name

A: Dunkoro forgot his name (he's a hardcore stoner - check out the mullet...)
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Old Feb 13, 2008, 12:24 AM // 00:24   #16
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Q: What do you call a female elementalist?
A: pedophile

Q: What do you call a pedophile?
A: michael jackson.

thus meaning female elementalists = michael jackson. End of Story.
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